Camera Help Please

First...why do I not have an icon of Jensen with his camera?

Secondly...yes SOJ is coming back soon! I appologize

Thirdly and the main reason I'm posting....

I know NOTHING about cameras...so those of you who are camera smart...can you take a look at THIS page and point me to the best camera for the best price, etc. Or at least a list of like the top 3 cameras. I'd kill for a camera that when you snap a picture it takes the picture and doesn't wait 20 seconds so that your kodak perfect moment is long gone and instead you have a blury pic of somebody who looks like they just ate something sour.

Thank you :)